Meanwhile, back east:
A Connecticut woman who smeared feces all over her naked body and trashed a motel room before begging cops to shoot her has been hospitalized for a mental evaluation, police said.
The woman, who has not been named, allegedly stripped off and spattered herself in poop inside her Motel 6 room in Windsor Locks on Thursday, the Hartford Courant reported.
Cops were called to the scene and, when she saw them at the door, she sprinted away and out of the building.
Clutching a small dog, she ran into a nearby Subway restaurant.
I’m not one to judge, but insane, covered in poop, and clutching a small dog is no way to go through life.