Over at Chicks on the Right, Mockarena says she wishes she were making this up, and I wish she were, too — but no:
66-year old Sylvia Ann Driskell, from Auburn, Nebraska, has decided to sue every gay person on earth on behalf of God and His Son, Jesus.
Sylvia presented her HANDWRITTEN, 7-page petition to the US District Court of Omaha, and she’s representing herself. She is asking the court to decide whether or not homosexuality is a sin, and she’s offering all kinds of biblical reasons (Leviticus in particular) why it is. Further, she says all gay people are “liars and deceivers and thieves.”
I don’t care where you stand on homosexuality. This chick is wack.
And I can’t even believe I’m about to offer props to anyone at the Daily Kos, but Steven Payne wrote there that he and his husband would be, “liquidating our assets in preparation for a certain loss. We anticipate the restitution ordered to this woman will take us down to our very last penny. In the meantime, our fear is so great we have ceased and desisted being homosexual.’
If being fabulous is wrong, I don’t want to be right.