(Not) Working at the Car Wash

From the Department of You Have Got to Be Kidding Me:

The Boy Scouts from Troop 162 in Arlington wanted to raise money for a week-long canoe trip this summer, so they planned to host two carwashes in a church parking lot.

But before they could break out their sponges, buckets and posters, Scoutmaster Michael Ingles heard about new restrictions on charity carwashes at the county’s schools. He looked into the regulations and found something that surprised him: “The only carwash you can do is your own carwash in front of your house,” he said.

Everything not mandatory is forbidden, comrades.

Honestly, the busybodies will stop at nothing to squash initiative and giving.