Maybe Rob Ford's Car Is Also Drunk

It’s too good to be true, but then most things are regarding the crack-smoking, hard-drinking Toronto Mayor:

A Canadian woman enrolled at the same rehab facility as Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was reportedly charged Tuesday afternoon after she was caught driving the mayor’s black Cadillac Escalade while intoxicated.

The Toronto Sun reports that Lee Anne McRobb, 36, was in rehab treatment at GreeneStone Muskoka with Mr. Ford. The mayor is still in rehab, his attorney says, but his SUV was impounded more than 40 miles away in Gravenhurst.

Mr. Ford was not in the car during the incident, and it is not yet known how Miss McRobb got her hands on the vehicle.

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