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Bigfoot pictured here in happier times.

Bigfoot pictured here in happier times.

Texas man kills Bigfoot, plans to take on tour:

“It is the real deal,” [Bigfoot hunter Rick Dyer] told the station. “It’s Bigfoot and Bigfoot’s here, and I shot it and now I’m proving it to the world.”

Dyer, who did not return a request for comment, has yet to release more pictures and the results of these tests, but he has shown about 130 people the body in a video of their reactions.

Many of the people seemed convinced as they entered the vehicle and looked down at the body, which apparently has been preserved quite well considering it was killed 16 months ago.

“Oh my gosh. Why is he so tall?” asked one boy in the video.

“Because he’s Bigfoot, man!” Dyer explained.

Everything’s bigger in Texas.