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Maybe You Shouldn't Set Your Breasts on Fire

Just a thought, after reading another head-scratcher from Australia:

HUNDREDS of people were forced to flee a convention after burlesque dancer Go Go Amy’s flaming nipple tassles triggered the fire alarm.

Amy’s act, which also saw her swallowing flames, was cut short and punters at the Dundee Tattoo Convention headed for the exits.

A large crowd had gathered to watch the exotic dancer – part of the Pretty Things Peep Show act – at the city’s Abertay University on Saturday before smoke set off the alarm.

I might have to attend this Dundee Tattoo Convention someday.

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