So That Happened

This has got to be emblematic of something, I just can’t think of what:

Authorities are investigating a series of traffic collisions in the San Gabriel Valley involving U.S. Secretary of Commerce John Bryson, authorities said Saturday.

Bryson was found unconscious in his vehicle and has been hospitalized, officials said.

The US Commerce Secretary, passed out in a ditch? Huh.

Best part is, he was driving a made-in-Japan Lexus.