"Democrat" Only Just Barely Doesn't Rhyme with "Hypocrite"

Richard Branson plays the White House Edition of "Let's Make a Dope Deal," Jonah Goldberg scores the Understatement of the Week, and I'm absolutely drowning in scary-ass charts -- all on another exciting episode of...

...The Week in Blogs!

BONUS: Scientifical proof that eating red meat makes you happy.