The Silver Lining on Superman's Cape

OK, so that happened. I’m not even thinking about looking at my retirement fund. But we do have some good news: Oil is down (because no one can afford to drive anywhere) and the dollar is up (because Europe is even scarier than the US right now).

And in lighter news, what the hell did they do to Superman’s suit? It looks like one of those floaty shark-skin swimsuits that got banned from the Olympics a few years back.