OK, so that happened. I’m not even thinking about looking at my retirement fund. But we do have some good news: Oil is down (because no one can afford to drive anywhere) and the dollar is up (because Europe is even scarier than the US right now).
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And in lighter news, what the hell did they do to Superman’s suit? It looks like one of those floaty shark-skin swimsuits that got banned from the Olympics a few years back.
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