The Buck Stops A-Ways Over There

Conspiracy-Theorist-in-Chief:

Faced with the prospect of $5-a-gallon gas this summer, President Obama said today his Justice Department is creating a team to “root out any cases of fraud or manipulation in the oil markets that might affect gas prices.”

“That includes the role of traders and speculators,” Obama said at a town hall in Reno, Nevada. “We are going to make sure that no one is taking advantage of American consumers for their own short-term gain.”

Translation: Jooooooooooooos!

Hey, Mr. President — want to know why gas prices are so high? Then take a look at what you’ve done to the dollar.