Harrison Ford Feels Gaia's Pain

Let’s file this under the “More Money Than Sense” category:

Harrison Ford, whose fourth Indiana Jones movie is coming out next month, had his hairy chest waxed to make a statement about the environment.

In an effort to showcase the pain involved in deforestation, Harrison willingly subject himself to the painful process of stripping his chest of all its follicles.

… it was Harrison’s hope that his trip to the salon might just shock people into thinking green.

Which, you know, is dumb enough all by itself. But look at that photo again. What is he doing with his right hand?