Look! A Free Monkey!
Late start today -- we have an extra baby here this morning. That'll keep you busy.
Know what else will keep you busy? Free junkets paid for by a murderous tyrant!
Look. If your country is gearing up for war, and suddenly free plane tickets show up in the mail, you might want to have a little look-see into just who bought those tickets. You know, make a few phone calls before you hop on board Iraqi Air Force One.