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Are donkeys a threat to national security?

It has already been decided that one party favourite will not be allowed near the convention centre; Swifty the donkey has been barred. Swifty was brought from his home in the foothills of Lookout Mountain in Georgia to add a little levity. (The Democrats traditional mascot is the donkey while the Republicans have the elephant.) But officials at the Fleet Convention Centre ruled that because of the security threat only delegates and staff would be permitted.

I’m suffering from Potential Punchline Overload Syndrome, so you’ll excuse me if I leave the jokes up to you.