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Blogger Bash

In honor of tonight's hostilities -- er, festivities -- I started carbo-loading three hours ago. Do you have any idea how many martinis one can drink after sucking down 4,000 calories worth of pasta? With all that energy in my system, I could either take on an extra four or six lovely adult beverages, or run a marathon.

But people look at me funny when I try and smoke cigars during a marathon.

See you at sevenish or so.