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Gone, But Hopefully Not Forgotten

Got Veal?

Work continues on The Bachelor's Guide to Getting Laid Through Cooking, although slower than I'd hoped.

On the other hand, how many cookbooks not only tell you how to outfit your kitchen and dining room for seduction for less than 300 bucks, but also include jokes about what food processors do to small mammals and Charisma Carpetner's eating habits (or lack thereof)?

Notoriously good fun. The other question is, am I going to put off my agent before she's really my agent? The emails might get interesting soon.