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Punchline Contest

This is too silly not to comment on:

Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura and hundreds more Americans arrived in Cuba on the eve of a mammoth US agricultural show with the aim of whetting communist Cuba's appetite for more US food.

Whetting Cuba's appetite for food is like whetting:

... a mobster's taste for pinstripes.

... Saddam's taste for nukes.

... Charlie Sheen's taste for hookers.

... a Saudi prince's taste for pricey scotch and cheap blondes.

... Rosie's taste for Tom Cruise in a skirt.

... a blogger's taste for links.

... this site's taste for cheap laughs.

What've you got?