This is too silly not to comment on:
Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura and hundreds more Americans arrived in Cuba on the eve of a mammoth US agricultural show with the aim of whetting communist Cuba's appetite for more US food.
Whetting Cuba's appetite for food is like whetting:
... a mobster's taste for pinstripes.
... Saddam's taste for nukes.
... Charlie Sheen's taste for hookers.
... a Saudi prince's taste for pricey scotch and cheap blondes.
... Rosie's taste for Tom Cruise in a skirt.
... a blogger's taste for links.
... this site's taste for cheap laughs.
What've you got?
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