Scary Stuff, Kids
The Hero Machine lets you make yourself over as a superhero.
Allow me to introduce -- Super VodkaPundit!
Sorry I had to give him a gun, but there was no option for a martini glass. Also notice I'm not overcompensating with some giant techno laser gun. Read into that whatever you like.
Does the poison symbol represent vodka or my pen, you ask? Yes, of course it does.
That's not an ammo belt I'm wearing. Those are test-tube shots of Bacardi Select.
Thanks to Stacy for the great find. Fun fun fun!