Mikey Eats Everything

Alert Reader Scott Maffett forwards this Ithaca Journal story to me.

The New York State Green Party (no relation), wants to run Stupid White Man Michael Moore for governor.

Guys, have you seen Michael lately? I don't think you could get him up to a trot, much less a run.

Seriously, this might be a great idea. Mike's mammoth ego gets him into the race, ("Surely, I can out-poll Grampa Munster!"), where he is publically humiliated on a scale the blogosphere just can't (yet) provide.

Run, Mikey, run!