Moronica

Madonna offers hope to those who have suffered:

I have survived the tour, I have survived renovating and moving into a house in London, I have survived making a film with my husband on a deserted island. I’m a real survivor.

To those who lost loved ones on September 11, to those who lost limbs to Palestinian suicide bombers, to Chinese dissidents in labor camps, to North Koreans starved by your own government — remember, Madonna once suffered the ordeal of hiring London contractors.