You Only Hurt the Ones

You Only Hurt the Ones You Love. Did I Say “Love?” I Meant “Hate”
Reuters (Motto: “One Man’s Wire Service Is Another Man’s Impacted Toenail”) reports chaos at the Arab League summit in Beirut.

PA Barbarian-in-Chief Yasser Arafat is miffed and all snippy because a satellite speech of his wasn’t inflicted on, er, broadcast to the entire Arab world.

“This is an Arab summit, not a Lebanon summit,” Kaddoumi added. “The summit is for all the Arabs and for the (Palestinian) Intifada and he (Lahoud) has no right not to listen to the Palestinian speech.”

Unless, of course, those Arabs happen to be Christian, Druze, Sufi, or Jewish.