We Have a Winner Emily

We Have a Winner
Emily Jones, one of my favorite bloggers, started the Ignore the Unmentionable Cartoonist trend. Perhaps the UC will just wither and die without negative attention.

So yesterday I wrote:

Since we won’t mention him, but will sometimes feel the unbearable urge to mock him, we must have a secret name for him. Something demeaning. And mean.

You sick, sick people (whom I love dearly) sent in some truly horrible suggestions (which I love just as dearly). I would tell you how difficult choosing the winner was, but since the selection was totally arbitrary and fueled with cheap brandy, there was really nothing to it.

Here are the three runners up:

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