There Is Not One Severed Penis Joke in this Entire Post

Note to James Taranto: There is no porn belt from which to dispatch. Hell, they rarely even bother with underwear.

Frankly, I’m getting a bit tired of OJ’s Best of the Web, and I might stop linking to it. Earlier, I caught them lifting material straight from our esteemed Sergeant Stryker — something Sarge tells me has happened more than once. And as a Wall Street Journal publication, shouldn’t BotW be more concerned with protecting free markets than with bashing Democrats? It gets a bit tiresome.

I’m going to keep reading. Just perhaps not much longer.