Maybe Michael Greene Was Offended

Maybe Michael Greene Was Offended When I Made Fun of Yakov Smirnoff
Suspected al Qaeda barbarian Sameer al-Hada did the world a favor and blew himself up today in San’a, Yemen. Asked for an official reaction, White House Spokesman Ari Fleischer said, “I suppose that’s one less bomb we’ll have to drop.”

Yemeni officials say they’re looking forward now to being upgraded from the Axis of Mostly Harmless Yet Annoying to the Axis of Cooperating Under Duress.