An (un?)intentionally funny story in

An (un?)intentionally funny story in The Times (of London) reports that Taliban and al Qaeda prisoners at Gitmo are being treated to Froot Loops and bagels. No wonder the granola crowd is crying abuse — those poor souls are being denied their unalienable right to bran fiber.

Question: After having Froot Loops, will any of them ever want to go back to Afghanistan or Saudi? Hell, we’re even broadcasting prayers for them five times a day. When they see they can practice their religion AND get tasty sugar-based breakfast foods, I think we’ll convert more than a few to the American Way of Life.

After the war, VodkaPundit says you’ll see expat Taliban living happily in the good ol’ USA.

And you read it here first, kids.