Taxpayers in the State of Washington are learning that their hard-earned tax money, taken by the professional government confiscators and allocated by Democrats, is subsidizing a male sex club.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Democrats who run that one-party state believe that of course, taxpayers should be helping the Rain City Jacks sex club hold its mostly weekly meetings in a publicly subsidized space, run by a subsidized foundation. How else would your tax dollars be put to their best and highest use in society? Be ashamed, you prudes, for you know not the harm you do by failing to subsidize the gay male masturbation club.
For how else would "tradition" be "venerated"?
It's right there on their website, which says in black font, large enough for men of all ages to read, that the "Rain City Jacks is a traditional j**k-off club, following in the footsteps of the venerable NY Jacks, LA Fraternity and SF Jacks." See? Told you. Furthermore, the club brings people together in their "regular, private events for its members to share masturbation and mutual touch in an open, group setting."
Honestly, it just makes one want to stand up and salute a flag, knowing that peoples' tax dollars—from Christians to Muslims— are going to "venerate" and honor this "tradition."
Indeed, it brings one to song. "My Country 'Tis of Thee" bursts forth.
Our sex club nastily's a,
Freak land of libertine,
Freedom to swing,
Land where the boys collide,
That Dems must underwrite,
Leather clad undignified,
All Hail libertines!
The organization receiving the state grants and subsidies is the Pan Eros Foundation, according to the folks at DOGE Washington, who found the expenditures by the Democrats and tradition-honoring weirdos at the Washington Arts Commission.
Let's look closer at the cronyism involving taxpayer-funded Washington Arts Commission members. They are the ones who gave money to The Pan Eros Foundation which hosts the Rain City Jacks jack-off club. 🧵👇 pic.twitter.com/QXUidcvZNb
— DOGE WA (@Wake_upWA) February 24, 2025
And as the DOGE Washington group writes, this taxpayer money is doled out by a bunch of arts cronies who themselves are subsidized by state tax dollars. What a coincidence!
There's the 2nd Vice Chair of ARTSWA Jasmine Mahmoud who also served on the Board of Directors for the Intiman Theatre which received $38,625. Jasmine also volunteers at the Tacoma Art Museum who received $32,400 from ARTSWA pic.twitter.com/GMXFS3ySC0
— DOGE WA (@Wake_upWA) February 24, 2025
It's not like the Democrats—who helped underwrite the Pan Eros Foundation that reinforces "sex-positive culture" through education, outreach, and the arts and donates art space to reach out to and educate the men next to them—is a waste of money or anything. Indeed, the underwriting is de minimis if you think $2,000 for the foundation and grants to the people who run it to the tune of $60,000 is de minimis.
The Pan Eros officials and the Rain City Jacks are taking all precautions to make sure that no one catches cooties at this free-for-all sex club that meets regularly at a tax-subsidized space.
See?
— DOGE WA (@Wake_upWA) February 24, 2025
The Pan Eros Foundation is a 501(c)(3) charitable organization, so the baby wipes they use to clean up these events are probably taxpayer-supported.
Indeed, the motto of the foundation is, "Celebrating and Cultivating Consent & Sexuality." See? It teaches men to "cultivate" consent, apparently because it may not be readily given.
The possibilities for these taxpayer-supported groups are endless. Think about it. When he gets out of jail, maybe taxpayers can underwrite a P. Diddy tour so he can come to the "traditional" and "venerated" clubs and give some pointers on how to "cultivate consent."
The foundation says giving them your money to host the "affiliated" masturbation club for men will make a "meaningful impact, allowing us to foster sex-positive culture through education, outreach, arts, and more." And more. Imagine the possibilities.
And you, America: Don't be a cheapskate. Democrats know what's best for the country. Haven't you learned that yet? Condoms in some Gaza somewhere? DEI programs in a sub-Saharan African country where Christians are being slaughtered? Abortion programs for traditional societies? Denigrating Christianity to tear down Western Civilization? Underwriting protesters to manipulate public opinion? Overturning elections? Subsidizing sex clubs?
It's the perfect plan!
Isn't it odd that these confiscators believe that if they take a little here and there, it's no big deal to you? But they forget that you have only one wallet they take from. These appropriators don't respect your wallet. They believe that giving other peoples' money to other groups of people is the Lord's work and shines up their bureaucratic halos. That's not how any of this is supposed to work, as the DOGE experience has shown and as many of us have known for a long time.
