At the time I’m writing this, the sun’s not up yet, and Punxsutawney Phil, that over-rated, rotund varmint who only works one day a year, is still in his bed about 90 minutes away from here. Legend has it that after years of just flat-out getting it wrong, he floated the idea of changing the names of Winter and Spring to “climate change,” but his Inner Circle rejected that. So, in a strange plot twist, he shared his idea with his cousin Jennifer, who worked on the problem of global warming for an NGO. The rest, as they say, is history.
Looking out my window, I’m going out on a limb and will predict what Phil will predict – six more weeks of winter. It will take that long for the white stuff that’s already out there just to melt, and we know there’s more on the way. Bill Murray is all about that.
So, with six more weeks of winter ahead of us, what else do we have to look forward to? How about six more weeks of…
Don Lemon’s canonization
Don Lemon storms into a church.
— The Real Mr Bench (@therealmrbench) February 2, 2026
Claims he is just a journalist following a story.
Hollywood gives his a standing ovation at a Grammy event.
pic.twitter.com/DjlstLNYWc
Karoline Leavitt killing it
Karoline Leavitt tells Democrats DEPORTATIONS CONTINUE because nearly 80 MILLION Americans voted for it!
— Major Anthony Jones (@majorbrainpain) February 2, 2026
Karoline Leavitt just CONFIRMED MASSIVE DOJ and FBI investigations into organized leftist crime rings targeting ICE pic.twitter.com/Fcu3KaXuaI
Mike Johnson and John Thune wasting Republican majorities
The leadership in our GOP has to change.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) February 1, 2026
These dudes are spineless and or compromised.
Election laws should have been passed months ago.
Fraud should have been defunded months ago.
Activist judges should have been impeached months ago. pic.twitter.com/4N1hOZaFkb
Democrats running cover for criminals
@CNN ... @MayorOfLA Karen Bass claims things are “under control” while video plays of insurrectionists attacking an ICE facility.
— liveXclique (@liveXclique) February 2, 2026
These Marxists are Liars. pic.twitter.com/aOK4H57scQ
ICE rounding up illegals in spite of activist judges, the media, and the criminal anti-ICE network
— YippeKiYay (@YippeKiYay1) February 2, 2026
Somali fraud and corruption
80% of Somalis in Minnesota are on welfare. They’re not coming here to live the American dream, they’re coming here for free stuff. pic.twitter.com/qYUPaPQSq2
— Congressman Brandon Gill (@RepBrandonGill) January 29, 2026
Men being men and women being women
Reality has finally caught up with ideology. A huge — and long overdue — common sense win for women’s sports. The Olympics is set to ban transgender women—biological men—from female competition after a science-based review confirmed what we have all been saying forever: those… pic.twitter.com/xVk6QODH1K
— Gerald Posner (@geraldposner) November 10, 2025
Church and synagogue attacks by unhinged leftists
🚨 JUST IN: Americans are calling for FACE ACT CHARGES after an anti-ICE leftist went berserk in a Jewish temple in NY because of Rep. Suozzi’s pro-ICE vote
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 31, 2026
Arrest him just like Don Lemon! 🔥
No more tolerance for this BS. pic.twitter.com/RhhCOzCSVk
Marco Rubio reminding the world they’ve pushed us to our limit
Rubio showed Europe that the U.S. would not simply stand by as European censors determined what Americans could say, read, or watch. As the EU threatens companies like X, it is time for the U.S. to treat this as an attack on our citizens from abroad. https://t.co/g5LjYiji9h
— Jonathan Turley (@JonathanTurley) May 31, 2025
President Donald Trump and his administration getting more done in six weeks than other presidents get done in eight years
🔊'They used the four years that they were out of power to come up with a very organized plan... The level of methodical action has surprised me.' Editor Sally Buzbee on President Trump's first year back in office. Listen to the On Assignment podcast https://t.co/CfbkybvvBi pic.twitter.com/j0jQdRYmWU
— Reuters (@Reuters) January 25, 2026
This is by no means a complete list. What would you add to the list? Leave in the comments below. And have a Happy Groundhog Day!
