Stand By Iran
—Barack Obama channels Tammy Wynette, and “Stand By Your Man”
You know it’s hard to be President
Selling out Israel to Iran
But what can I do, when Netanyahu
Makes me feel I’m much less than a man?
Iran goes nuclear, that’s a given
I’ve aided them with my left hand
They’ll be my pal if I help the Caliph
Rule over Middle Eastern lands.
Stand by Iran,
With rhetorical cover
Protest that they’re peace-lovers
With their nuclear program
Stand by Iran
They’ll do no harm, I’ll swear it
I know ’twill please Val Jarrett
If I do everything I can—
Stand by Iran!