Thanks to everyone who entered our latest caption contest. Russian-American relations have never been worse and it’s all your fault.
In case you are joining us late, Dmitry Rogozin whose official title is Deputy Prime Minister of Russia – tweeted the subject of our latest caption contest as reported by Fox News. Now that everyone is up to speed, here are the winners.
Zipcode won the funniest caption award with:
Obama: The SPCA needs your help to place these three animals in a good home.
Zipcode also won an honorable mention for:
Putin talking to leopard: I’m sorry kitty but were out of Meow Mix, some mean man put a sanction on it.
JRSWINE cracked up the judges with this entry:
On the Left: a Bear with a Leopard. On the Other Left: a Bore with his pet Media.
Kuce had several winners:
Poodle thought balloon – “Feel that warm tingle down your leg? Well, you’re now just like Chris Matthews”
Obama thought balloon – “This poodle is racist”
Poodle thought balloon – “All things considered, I think I’d rather be on Romney’s station wagon”
Obama – “Get Valerie in here. This was supposed to make me look like the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man!”
RockThisTown scored twice with:
Putin: Has a SuperBowl ring he didn’t earn.
Obama: Has a Nobel Prize he didn’t earn.
Putin transfers a country, Ukraine, to his domain.
Obama transforms a country, America, to down the drain.
Cfbleachers is on a roll lately and here is why:
Putin: I hunt, I ride horses and I practice martial arts. My highest ranking officials are bursting with pride.
Obama: I throw like a girl, bowl like a spaz and my highest ranking subordinate goes skinny dipping. We invented the face palm.
Putin: I never hit the lynx. Obama: I always hit the links.
Putin: Meet my new pet. I teach it to capture prey. I call him Vlad the Impaler.
Obama: Meet my new pet. I teach it to roll over, fetch and play dead. I call it The Media.
Finally, the grand prize winner goes to cfbleachers OF COURSE for:
Putin: I can tame any feral beast. Obama: I’m dog sitting for Pajama Boy.
This is truly hilarious because who can forget health care Pajama Boy? Well, in case you have, here is a reminder of the fun our nation had playing with him.
See you all next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler photo caption contest OR if Dmitry Rogozin tweets again.
Oh no, he already has! Now he is making fun of that formally macho Vietnam War vet currently serving as our Secretary of State. Dmitry photo shopped John Kerry riding a pink Barbie bike around Nantucket, Mass.
This means war!
Oh wait, cancel the war.
Correction: Dmitry Rogozin did not tweet that photo. Our Secretary of State really does ride a pink Barbie bike around Nantucket. Please, pray for our nation!