The PJ Tatler

In Case You Were Wondering, No, Obama Still Hasn't Signed Up for Obamacare

Does Barack Obama not trust the navigators? Is he afraid of getting sticker shock? Does he suspect that the new price will harsh his Christmas shopping mellow? Does the adjunct constitutional law prof believe that because he signed the law, he is above it? What’s the deal, pickle?

“Has the president signed up?” a reporter asks.

“Uh…I have no updates on that,” White House spokesman Jay Carney replies. “The president will…uh, uh…purchase insurance on the exchanges…(crosstalk) When we have an update, we’ll provide it to you.”

Along with an official White House photograph capturing the moment and omitting the hours of struggle with the dysfunctional website preceding that moment, no doubt.