The PJ Tatler

Chris Matthews Plans Massive Leg Thrill on Thursday

Cowardly president to publicly accept the love and adoration of one of his most passionate worshipers. MSNBC to cement its place as Dear Leader’s official propaganda channel.

On Thursday, MSNBC host Chris Matthews, who infamously claimed that President Obama gave him a “thrill” up his leg, will be interviewing Obama at American University in Washington, D.C. Obama will also answer questions from the student audience, as well as some questions submitted online. Obama recently held an off-the-record meeting with several MSNBC hosts at the White House in the aftermath of his failing Obamacare rollout.

MSNBC is playing it smart here. The looky-loo factor will generate ratings. Plus, depending on how next year’s midterms go, once Obama decides to move against media who report negative stories about him, MSNBC will be well-placed to become the last cable news network standing.