The PJ Tatler

Obama is Always Either Campaigning or Vacationing

Earlier this week, our benevolent god-king Barack I gave a big speech that someone else wrote, then went on the campaign trail to deliver some more speeches that someone else wrote.

Now, it’s off to Florida!

President Obama plans to spend the Presidents Day holiday weekend in West Palm Beach, Fla.

We suspect some golf may be involved.

Or skeets. Don’t forget the skeets. He shoots ’em all the time.

We can guess at two things he won’t be doing. He won’t be coming up with a budget, and if any American ambassadors around the world come under attack, he won’t be ordering up any help to save their lives.

It’s good to be the god-king.