The PJ Tatler

Fox Says They Have Found Gawker's Mole

The “mole” was right where Gawker said it was, on both the network’s and Gawker’s hind quarters.

A Fox News spokesperson revealed to Mediaite that they have already discovered the mole’s identity.

Here is the brief statement from the spokesperson:

“We found the person and we’re exploring legal options at this time.”

The mole claimed that they stayed at Fox for years on end because they couldn’t get another job. Heh. There’s gonna be a firin’ now.