The PJ Tatler

Breaking: Deadlock in Dixville Notch!

Dixville Notch, NH is the first town to vote in the first primary: They vote at midnight and tally shortly thereafter. Since its first primary in 1960, Dixville Notch has always voted for the eventual GOP nominee. Always. Its nine total votes punch well above their weight.

Tonight’s tally: Romney 2, Huntsman 2, Paul 1, Gingrich 1.

No winner, not even in decisive Dixville Notch.

Now, you may be thinking that that’s only six votes. That’s because the other three were cast in the Democratic primary, for the incumbent.