Buzz Ballad: Western White House Land

—apologies to Felix Bernard, Richard Smith and “Winter Wonderland”

When the vacation works out
Watch them wring all the perks out
As soon as they reach that Waikiki Beach
Walkin’ there in Western White House Land

The vacation’s extended
Don’t ask how much they spended
For the First Lady
To fly separately
Walkin’ there in Western White House Land

On an island he thinks is in Asia
The President will stroll along the strand
He’ll do lots of nothing for some days, yeah
But show opponents the back of his hand

There’s nothing quite so thrillin’
As to spend some four million
In taxpayer cash, for your end-of-year bash
Walkin’ there in Western White House Land