The PJ Tatler

A proper green approach to naval waste

The Navy is wasting tons of money and, worse, green stuff instead of using old and reliable oil to fuel its engines of war. This must stop. The funds and green stuff thereby wasted should instead be used to provide healthy vegetarian meals to hungry innocents, such as the Occupy Wall Street protestors and other kindred spirits. Here are some very serious suggestions for solving this problem, doubtless one of the most crucial of the decade.