The PJ Tatler

Wouldn't It Be Nice (Israeli Version)

From the JPost: The [Israeli] government sent a message to Syrian President Bashar Assad in recent days, warning him that if he started a war with the Jewish state in order to divert attention from domestic problems, Israel will target him personally, Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Jarida reported on Tuesday.

According to the report, the personal warning was sent through Turkey following intelligence reports of unusual Syrian troop movements, including the moving of long-range ballistic missiles that could be used to attack Israel.

Clint Eastwood version: “C’mon, Bashar. Make my day!”

(h/t: Dan Friedman)