The PJ Tatler

Weiner Wants San Fran Nudists to Tidy Up

Not that Weiner, who also had an issue with public nudity. Scott Weiner, SF city supervisor of the Castro District. He wants the increasingly numerous nude dudes to be more considerate of others.

Supervisor Scott Wiener will introduce legislation today intended to get to the bottom of the gross-out factor when it comes to public nudity.

His proposal would require people who bare all for all to see to at the very least place a towel or like item underneath them when they sit down. The proposed restrictions also would require nudists to cover up before they enter a restaurant.

”San Francisco is a liberal and tolerant city, and we pride ourselves on that fact,” said Wiener. ”Yet, while we have a variety of views about public nudity, we can all agree that when you sit down naked, you should cover the seat, and you should cover up when you go into a food establishment.”

Wiener represents the Castro District, where over the last year it has become increasingly common to see guys au natural (except, perhaps, for donning a pair of sneakers or flip-flops) walking down the street or gathering in the popular plaza at Market and 17th streets.

For whatever it’s worth, this trend is taking hold in Nancy Pelosi’s district. Palomino!