It had to be this article, dontcha think?
You’re not wasting any more time at your desk than usual – you’ve just never talked openly about the Scarlett Johansson-Sean Pean romance, FunnyorDie.com video or what your hidden camera caught your cat doing.
It’s all out in the open, so go ahead and schedule that meeting or conference call around this schedule of can’t-miss basketball.
And he’s got something on Friday afternoon to look forward to:
1:30: Nap time. You deserve it. No. 7 Texas A&M and No. 10 Florida State are boring, as are Ohio State and Kansas routs.