The PJ Tatler

A modest proposal for cheap college tuition

So Texas Governor Rick Perry thinks he can get you a college degree for the low, low price of $10,000. And that’s a great idea, it really is. But I know how to make it work for sure.

Set the price for engineering degrees, hard science degrees and math degrees at $10k. Anybody who wants their diploma to say something about “English,” “gender,” “arts,” or “studies,” gets to pay a cool fifty grand. Hell, make it an even hundred k.

Anybody see any problems with that?