Italian Scientists claim to have created cold fusion

According to Fox News, cold fusion is here!

So naturally it’s a thrill to learn that two Italian scientists claim to have successfully developed a cold fusion reactor that produces 12,400 watts of heat power per 400 watts of input. Not only that, but they’ll be commercially available in just three months.

Of course they apparently can’t explain how it works.

I figure they either got both of Joe Biden’s braincells together or they got PM Silvio Berlusconi in the same room with a hot blonde and a credit card…