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New year, new podcast me. This is the first of TWO Kabana recordings this week!
OK, I know that we're more than a month into 2026, but it all still feels fresh as a daisy to me. No, I don't know how daisies became the standard for freshness. I do know, however, that the lefty loons are more in need of a straitjacket every day, and I'm here to see if I can trigger them into the new wardrobe. Today, I'm leaning into the "stolen land" nonsense that they're always going on about. White guilt celebrities and academics everywhere like to act as if they're down with the struggle and personally aggrieved by the fact that the continent had previous tenants.
The poor dears.
Rather than let the Democrats and their various communist offshoots get to me when they say stupid things or hurl epithets at us, I like to remain unfazed and go along with it. Nothing upsets a mistakenly self-righteous liberal like a conservative who is in a good mood and refuses to be as miserable as they are. Their eyes bulge, spittle flies everywhere and, if you've done a proper triggering, tears will flow. Because I'm goal oriented, I like to set a timer and see how quickly I can get them to call me a Nazi or a fascist ("racist" is too easy — libs wake up saying that). That is, of course, if they haven't led with either of those. If they have, I say something disparaging (and true) about His High Holiness the Lightbringer Barack Obama and watch them melt down like ice cream under the Sonoran Desert sun in July.
Life is grand when you make a game of it, my friends.
In this episode, I'm inviting you to join me in looking for more land to steal. I mean, it's a big continent — there's got to be more out there. It's also a great reason for us to get together and socialize. If all goes well, the first annual Stephen Kruiser Stolen Land Collective Summer Barbecue will be on stolen land. We'll livestream it so Billie Eilish can check in.
Na zdrowie.
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