The Morning Briefing Vacation Classic: The First Hillary-Bashing Briefing

(Note: Happy New Year! I’m off again today, so here is another “rerun.” I wanted to find something from the early days after I took over the Briefing. This one was written after I’d been on the job a little more than a month, and I believe it is the first headline from what I’m now referring to as the “Drunk Hillary Collection.” The days when I go off on Granny Maojackets always end up being popular. It’s also fun to see how things have changed since ancient times. Enjoy, and I’ll see you tomorrow.)

(The original headline for this was: Hillary Gets Drunker, Dems Try to Cancel God.)

Granny Maojackets Is Shotgunning Boxes of Franzia Now

America’s most obnoxious alcoholic grandmother left her porch rocker to scare the neighbor kids with stories again.

Undoubtedly reeking of mothballs and failure, MeeMaw Clinton was speaking to the Democratic version of bitter clingers and continuing to spread the baldfaced lie that Stacey Abrams should be Georgia’s governor right now.

The most galling aspect of Hillary’s post-2016 political wandering in the desert isn’t that she keeps offering untruthful versions of why she isn’t president; it’s that she does it completely unchallenged by anyone in our brave media.

Despite her many and obvious flaws, Hillary Clinton remains the Delusion Whisperer for the collective fever dream that keeps Democrats believing that every political failure of theirs is the result of subterfuge.

The Hill covered Mrs. Clinton’s ramblings, letting her usual litany of excuses for her 2016 failure and her ominous tale of our “crisis in democracy” go unexamined.

The “journalist” covering the story then offered this bit of surreal insanity:

Clinton has mostly cut a low profile since her shocking 2016 election loss to President Trump.

Rarely, if ever, has a disgraced election loser sought the spotlight as frequently as Clinton has. We were subjected to multiple “random” photos of her hiking and popping into Whole Foods. Then she published a book. Then she did a promo tour for the book.

Then she never shut up.
And if her mouth is open, she’s lying.

Cancel Culture Goes After God

OK, more specifically, they’re denigrating people who pray.

To the surprise of no one, the insidiously awful CNN is part of the assault:

Thinking of sending your "thoughts and prayers" to those affected by tragedy or a natural disaster? Not everyone wants them.

While Christians value these gestures from religious people, some atheists and agnostics want to avoid them, a new study finds. https://t.co/iiGRm5n7hk

— CNN (@CNN) September 17, 2019

Then, just to hammer home the point that the Democrats and the mainstream media are forever in cahoots, Chuck Schumer repeated the talking point on the Senate floor:

Democrats held the Senate floor tonight on behalf of millions of Americans across the country crying out for action on gun violence.

“Thoughts and prayers” doesn’t cut it.

@SenateMajLdr McConnell: What will you do? https://t.co/eP4YJd8R4G

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) September 18, 2019

Schumer’s point could have been made without the dig at people of faith. CNN’s effort was a deliberate attempt to denigrate religious people and, by extension, religion.

As for me, I will continue to pray for godless, depraved people like Schumer and whoever is making these idiotic editorial decisions at CNN.

I’ll have to pray even more for forgiveness for all the awful things I will continue to write about them, because I can’t see that stopping anytime soon.

Dem Donors, Amirite?

Weinstein, Epstein…Democrats just have the nicest donors.

A link or two would be nice right about now.

PJM Linktank

#WINNING: On Constitution Day, Pence Praises Trump’s 150 Originalist Judges, Slams Kavanaugh Smears

‘Definitive Fact-Checking’ Hacks at Snopes Silent on the NY Times’ Kavanaugh Smear

For people who complain that I don’t cover serious stories: NY Times Completes Its Long Journey Down the Toilet With ‘Women Poop’ Article

Democrats Struggling With Math-Episode 147,329,678: Biden Aims to Put ‘720 Million’ Women to Work. There’s Just One Problem

New York Students Required Read to Rep. John Lewis’s Racially-Provocative Graphic Novel

From the Mothership and Beyond

Did Amy Coney Barrett Hurt Her Supreme Court Chances Last Week?

FLORIDA TREE: Do Not Eat, Touch, Or Even Inhale the Air Around the Manchineel Tree

War: AOC Endorses Progressive Primary Challenge To Centrist House Dem Colleague

Uppity foreign brat complains that grown-up American lawmakers won’t believe her fairy tale nonsense: Greta Thunberg Takes Senators To Task: You’re Not Trying ‘Hard Enough. Sorry.’

We’re all going to die and stuff: World at risk of pandemics that could kill millions, panel warns

And Then There Were Two: New WSJ/NBC Poll Has Biden And Warren Breaking From The Pack As Harris Collapses

Andrew Yang Being Criticized For Perpetuating “Toxic” Stereotype That Asian Americans Are Smart And Successful

Call CPS on these child abusers: Couple hiding baby’s gender to protect child from ‘unconscious bias’

Stop Using Kids as Political Props

See? Nobody wants Biden to be the nominee: Jimmy Carter: ‘I hope there’s an age limit’ on presidency

Mutant mosquitos ‘accidentally created by scientists in massive backfire’https://t.co/vJRtWLi90r pic.twitter.com/WhiOBooGvH

— Daily Star (@dailystar) September 18, 2019

Bee Me

All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Banhttps://t.co/G4XcvGsx29

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 17, 2019

The Kruiser Kabana

Just watched an AC/DC documentary so I’ve got them on the brain.

Only be awful when necessary. Tomorrow at 2:45 PM will probably be good.