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Your Official Donald Trump-Joe Rogan BINGO Card!

If you’re not a veteran viewer of the "Joe Rogan Experience," here’s what to expect when Donald Trump visits on Friday for his first-ever appearance: 

Joe Rogan is the Lilliputian host. His five biggest passions are MMA (mixed martial arts), working out, pseudoscience (and on occasion, actual science), getting “high as balls” and/or tripping, and bow hunting. He’s a marvelously skilled conversationalist, an all-around good dude, and an expert at keeping the conversation flowing. The interview will likely shatter every digital record in terms of clicks, views, and uploads.

After all, when you combine Rogan’s likeability, fanbase, and hosting ability with Donald Trump’s remarkable flair for showmanship and his God-given gift for storytelling, it’s — potentially — a match made in podcasting heaven. I fully expect it to be hilarious, insightful, controversial, unpredictable, and entertaining as hell. (Hopefully, Trump won’t pull a Musk and start smoking.) 

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But some of their conversation will be 100% predictable because we know Trump and Rogan so well. Even before this episode begins, we already have a solid feel for their interests. For example, it’s an absolute, ironclad, stone-cold LOCK that at some point, Joe Rogan will start talking about training, working out, and eating healthy — and Donald Trump will pivot to praising McDonald’s:

“Look, Joe. I love McDonald’s. It’s true American food. People love the Big Mac. They love it! I’ve been eating them for years, and I’m full of energy. You see me at those rallies, Joe? Full of energy, thousands of people. People keep asking, ‘How does he do it?’ It’s the Big Macs, Joe. Big Macs keep you young.”

Anyway, why just watch a podcast when you can turn it into a game? Therefore, PJ Media proudly presents your official Donald Trump-Joe Rogan BINGO Card:


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