Roger L. Simon

If McCain loses, I'm moving to France

France is more conservative and they’ve got better food. And isn’t that the grand tradition of Hollywood sore losers?  Your man fails and you’re outta here.   Just think – maybe I’ll meet Susan Sarandon.  She’s supposed to be there, isn’t she?  Or did she finally stay in Beverly Hills? Well, I won’t. It’s Bordeaux for me.  I hear the red wine cancels out the cholesterol in the foie gras. What could be better?