I've applied for a job at the UN

I’m not kidding… completely. I mean I would if I could. (I have a strange feeling they might Google my name and “United Nations” and come out with some unfortunate results.) But the Hell with Blog World, the perks of working for the UN beat just about anything I could think of… short of being a Hollywood movie star with a private plane, private island and a jet-propelled Prius water skis. (Check out Claudia’s other post on the UN in Bali here.)