Dept. of the Counter-Inuitive - Weed division

Having smoked (and inhaled and held in) my quota of reefer over the years, I was… how shall I say it… blown away to read the news that marijuana may stave off Alzheimer’s disease. What’s going on here? Two tokes of good weed and you could barely remember your name. This is the answer to Alzheimer’s? If only Jerry Garcia were still alive.