Has America "Gone Soft"?

Or is it only the welfare-industrial complex that runs greater and greater segments of American society?

Yes, our Spender-in-Chief, B. "Tax-the-Rich" Obama said in an interview that "this is a great, great country that had gotten a little soft and, you know, we didn't have that same competitive edge that we needed over the last couple of decades. We need to get back on track."

Two points: When, Barack, did you start thinking -- or, more to the point, start saying -- that America was "a great, great country"? It wasn't so long ago that you were jetting around the world apologizing for America. What changed your mind? Could it be that your handlers have let you in on the fact that bad-mouthing the country is not a good re-election strategy?

They're right about that, you know, but my chief point is the second: Who told you that America had lost its competitive edge "over the last couple of decades"? Whoever it was, you should sack him. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Like Koko in the Mikado, I have a little list, and I offer it to you, Barack, free and for nothing, without tax or levy:

Google. Yahoo. Facebook. Microsoft. Intel. Apple. Cisco. Adobe. Oracle. Wikipedia. YouTube. Twitter. Sun. Amazon. eBay.

What do these world-bestriding colossi have in common? One thing is, they're American companies. What other country can field a tenth as many innovative tech companies? None.

No, there is nothing flaccid about American business. There's plenty of keenness on its "competitive edge." It's far and away the most productive and innovative economic machine in the world.