The Nuttiest Signs From the Whiny Women's March 2020

Well, it’s back. The Women’s March on Saturday brought out all the resisters in their p*ssy hats. I was disappointed by the lack of vagina costumes this year. Those are always fun. Despite the absence of walking vulvas, the gals managed to be just as cringey. Blending political messages and displaying infighting on placards, the women of America (and some in other countries) marched around demanding everything they already have; abortion, freedom of speech, equality in the workplace, a voice in government and much more. Check out the worst signs at the Women’s March.

Does that say “Join or get raped and underpayed?” I particularly like the misspelling. What school is this?

These students will change the world .@MomsDemand #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/pKdvbFALTg

— Diana (@DianaLTra) January 18, 2020

This is my favorite sign. It really sums up the entire event: incomprehensible.

https://twitter.com/realrobinhood18/status/1218560549644132352

Are there any women in America (myself included) who aren’t constantly speaking? Because I feel like that’s all we do.

Marching for true equality, fairness, to speak up and to be heard. 👏🏽👏🏽💪🏽💪🏽 #WomensMarch2020 #womensmarchHD pic.twitter.com/yaGTjCkGv0

— Shweta Gaikwad (@ShwetaGaikwad_) January 18, 2020

This poor kid.

Heading to #WomensMarch2020 #WomensMarch #womensmarchphilly pic.twitter.com/LLalDX7LIY

— Katy Otto (@exfkaty) January 18, 2020

This woman thinks we haven’t seen nasty yet. I pray that isn’t true. There isn’t enough eye-bleach in the world if it gets worse.

I’m on my way … #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/8qK8ENX5wL

— Susan Miller (@mils150) January 18, 2020

It wouldn’t be a “woman’s march” without advocating for the murder of the unborn!

"Somebody has to stand when others are sitting. Somebody has to speak when others are quiet".
~ Bryan Stevenson #PoweredByPeople #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/gYsE4SCxHi

— Storm Boyd (@StormBoyd) January 18, 2020

But wait! Here’s a brave man!

#Epsteindidntkillhimself mobile billboard truck @ #WomensMarch in Washington DC. Crowd larger than expected! #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/pMAB85tNey

— Mobile Billboards DC/MD/VA 703-372-SIGN (@DC_Mobile_Ads) January 18, 2020

I can’t argue with this one. Feminism is cancer.

Annual reminder #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/qJlFfiDBaZ

— Anjelica Fraga (@AnjelicaFraga) January 18, 2020

She seems nice…

Prepared for tomorrow #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/sBAsUc64R0

— Andrea (@ajohnson1012) January 18, 2020

Again with the claim that women aren’t allowed to speak? When? Where? What rights do women not have in America?

This is my first year since it’s started that I will not be at The Womens March :( but I still gotta celebrate ✨ shoutout to all you strong, beautiful, kind, smart, brave women out there. Love you all🥺 #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/QnqPPBccRa

— shani girl ⭐️ (@shaaananan) January 18, 2020

This guy knows exactly what’s important to him. Abortion. That ensures he can use women like disposable tissues. #Empowering~~Women~~Men

"You have no excuse not to change the world" ~ Barack Obama #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/MWL2zvj2iy

— Storm Boyd (@StormBoyd) January 18, 2020

I’m sorry but I cannot allow the misappropriation of Baby Yoda. PUT THE BABY DOWN.

Baby Yoda at the #WomensMarch2020. pic.twitter.com/ryZ3egEeNC

— Anthony Breznican (@Breznican) January 18, 2020

This dude is desperately hoping to score.

Women's rights are human rights. #WomensMarch2020 #WomensMarchLA pic.twitter.com/Jkv0qZ0Be6

— Chris Werthe (@ChrisWerthe4SCV) January 18, 2020

Well, if you insist that’s what you want to be called, who are we to argue?

just me and my annual women’s march pictures!! #WomensMarch2020 pic.twitter.com/sCCzqbCu2K

— may queen (@sarahburhans_) January 18, 2020

I have to give props to the artist on this one. Silly message, beautiful artwork.

Yes. We are doing this today! #WomensMarch2020 #Philadelphia pic.twitter.com/bKHfHVRusV

— Seriously Absurd 🏳️‍🌈 (@SeriouslyAbsurd) January 18, 2020

But vaginas are transphobic or something, right? Not all women have them I’ve been told. #Problematic

Messy. But I like the message. #womensmarch2020 pic.twitter.com/CLRREgwbAZ

— Andrea (@ajohnson1012) January 18, 2020

I can’t even. Periods are what? And if genitals don’t equal gender then all women can identify as men and become the patriarchy. Problem solved. If there is no gender then what is this all for?