Weekend Parting Shot: Apple Vision Pro Gets the Boot

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Happy Friday, Gentle Readers,

As proof of the inevitable decline of society, I offer you the photo below. I was at a continuing education class for one of my other jobs yesterday, and all the attendees received merch bags. Said merch included the carabiner pictured here.

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And the hands on the Doomsday Clock creep ever forward.

For sale, only one owner

As a member of Gen X, I have the luxury of having reached my majority right not long before computers and the internet became household things. So I am not quite the Luddite that my Boomer predecessors may be. At the same time, I am not so immersed in technology that I have degenerated into glassy-eyed drooling while scrolling social media. I figure I'll save that for retirement. 

Apple Vision Pro glasses have been on the market for, what, a couple of weeks now? Buyer's remorse has already set in for quite a few, and those people are glad they kept the receipt and the original box. Let's hope they can get their $3,500 back.

Aside from making someone look like a discount Darth Vader, flailing his arms like he is in a remedial spells class at Hogwarts, The Verge notes that Apple Vision users have been experiencing enough side effects to ask for their money back. Red and dry eyes are a common complaint, which has long plagued VR headset users. 

In addition to those problems, users are experiencing motion sickness and migraine headaches brought on by the weight of the super-cool specs. One person blamed the glasses for a broken blood vessel in his eye. For the price point, the weight and the configuration of the straps make Apple Vision Pros uncomfortable to wear even for short durations.

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Headaches, motion sickness, burst blood vessels. The future sounds like it is going to be a blast. Can't wait.

Another problem is that once one is completely immersed in one's Apple world, it becomes hard to get any work done. People had a tough time coding, looking at projects, and switching between windows. And the gizmo does not support some common applications.

Have they tried turning it off and turning it on again?

I have mixed feelings. On one hand, it may indicate that the American consumer has not completely lost his or her mind — at least not yet. On the other hand, I was looking forward to watching Apple Vision wearers walk into walls and light posts and trip over curbs. Because that is the kind of low-brow humor that makes America great.

Wine recommendation

Because I've run out of clever reasons. Just drink, already. 

This time around, it's a two-for-one Friday! 

I've been reviewing a large number of Cabs recently, so I decided to go back to whites this week. But for Valentine's Day, I made my wife filet mignon and shrimp rather than enter the Octagon that became the flower section of the local grocery. I saw one guy walking out with an armload of bouquets, dropping them as he went. If you are panic-buying that many flowers, a wiser purchase might have been a sturdy hard hat. That guy was probably making up for two missed birthdays, a botched Mother's Day, and a forgotten anniversary. Fare thee well, adventurer. 

The upshot was that I needed a red wine for the meat. 

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First up: The 2022 Da Vinci Pinot Grigio.

This Italian Pinot is nice, light, and refreshing when properly chilled. There are hints of apple, some tropical fruits, and a nice acidity that is not overpowering, which combine to make this a very entertaining wine. It finishes very well. It retails for around $13 and would work well with shellfish or an entree with citrus in the ingredients.

Next: The 2020 H3 Cabert Sauvignon.

Mrs. Brown is partial to reds, and I was planning on a nice Bordeaux for the evening. Depending on the region, Bordeaux can go with a wide range of dishes. But the local store had been cleaned out of Bordeaux by the time I arrived, so I decided to give the H3 a shot.

It performs fairly well. It has some good acidity with a decent level of tannins. It is a decent mix of chocolate, vanilla, dark berries, and a little tobacco. Some reviewers found it to be too sweet, but I could not detect that. All in all, it went well with the filets. You can pick up a bottle for right around $12, and it is a good investment for a nice dinner.

That's it for me. Have a good weekend, and I'll see you next time.

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