Who Takes Parenting Advice From Billy Ray Cyrus?

In light of pop star Justin Bieber's unfolding meltdown, Miley Cyrus's father is desperately trying to milk his 15 minutes out of the whole situation. Bieber's exploits are tabloid and bandwidth fodder (why else would I be writing about him?), and Cyrus wants a piece of the pie, which led to this hilarious quote:

“A lot of people do ask me for parenting advice,” Billy told Access Hollywood’s Shaun Robinson, at the Grammys when she asked what advice he would give the troubled teen star.

I won't even bother sharing with you what the advice was. Would anyone want their child to turn out like Miley? Sure, she's famous and wealthy, but she also suggestively licks metal while half naked and put the word "twerk" into the phrase of 2013.

While writing about the epidemic of vaccine refusers and the link between this horrible parenting decision and ex-Playboy Bunny Jenny McCarthy I came across this incredibly depressing statistic: 24 percent of American parents trust celebrities for parenting advice.

So there you have it. The beginning of the end of Western Civilization. When we all start dying of whooping cough or venereal diseases caught while sitting half naked on wrecking balls, we can all look back at this moment and know why.